many many diffrent fluids

In the past 12 hrs I have cleaned up 2 people’s barf, the shorter of the two I have cleaned up twice. I have done more diarrhea cleanup (how do you make poop if you haven’t had any food for 24 hrs?) rammed my knee into some diaper oatmeal, had a baby, car-seat go bio-hazard on the TransCanada, changed a soaking in barf, baby, in the freezing cold snowy highway. I have cooked sausage in a foil pouch in an open fire only to see them all come up again. I have bought fizz for my wife and smelled things from my boy that would make Charlotte show us all her teeth. (ya kinda need to know her to get that one). All in all this has been a very moist day