Sask

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36"of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you live in Sask

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Sask.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Sask.

If "Vacation" means going south past Grand Forks for the weekend, you live in Sask.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Sask.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Sask.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back again, you live in Sask.

If you can drive 110 KM/H through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinchin, you
live in Sask.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Sask

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Sask.

If you know all 4 seasons by: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live
in Sask.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce, you live in Sask

If down south to you means the U.S. border, you live in Sask

If your 1st of July BBQ was moved indoors due to frost, you live in Sask.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Sask.

If you find -20 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Sask.

If you actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Sask friends, you live in Sask.