cuz its funny when people fall

An Old Ukrainian woman is riding an elevator in a very lavish Vancouver City Building when two young and beautiful women get on, smelling of expensive perfume. The little old Ukrainian woman says, "my, what nice aromas"!

One young woman turns to the old Ukrainian woman and says ARROGANTLY, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"


The other young and beautiful woman also ARROGANTLY turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"


The little Ukrainian woman is feeling insulted by the remarks made to her….3 floors later, the old Ukrainian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.


Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye…bends over, farts, and says............ " Cabbage... 49 cents a pound."