butterfly effect in practice!

i was up at 7 and loaded my trailer to go to the dump, i got to the dump at 9:30. there is a sign that says, open at 10! grumble grumble i will wait but it is going to be tight. at 10:15 the guy who runs the dump shows up for the 10 am opening. dang, i gotta move quick. unload and pay, then floor it all the way back to the house. run inside panting and wheezing and see that my wonderful wife has packed for me! Love you Mandy! grab my suitcase, kiss my wife and son and jump in my mustang just a little late. run the car much faster than what the government has decided to be the maximum speed, all the while watching the clock and becoming more and more worried. squeal into the long term parking and drive and drive and drive... where is the honkin entrance? i find the only entrance looking thing and there is a pylon blocking the entrance. grrr. so now i am late, not even kidding! late. so i dump the clutch and scream out to the street, spin around and come flying back into the long term parking lot ever more determined not to miss the entrance. drive in and, exit, exit exit exit, exit, and ENTRANCE!!! with a pylon blocking it! stomp on the brakes and role down the window and beller to the lady sitting at the booth "where do i go to park?" "well, we are full so you need to drive to the street and turn around then go to the short ter............................................ tire smoke! not Evin kidding, dropped the clutch at about 4000 rpm and just let them smoke. do a hard donut and come into the short term parking lot at about 75kph. skid to a stop grab my suitcase and run flat out into the airport, check in and run up the the gate threw security, as i am at full gallop, i hear "last boarding call for flight 904! dang, i am so late and getting winded! man! i am the last person down the gate and the door shuts behind me.


Safe!

it cost $75.00 to not drive my car for 3 days.