I am a youth pastor and a car guy I love God and my wife and 2 rad sons.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

1981 ford f150 4x4

10 ways to scare your neighbors

1.) Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that
you don't have a phone.
hello
2.) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, "I have your life in my
hands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or bad
plants,while watering the bad ones.

3.)Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (ie: chairs, books,
lamps, etc.)

4.) Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of
bodies", then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage." walk away laughing
hysterically.

5.)Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they come close state that
their is a 3 foot neutral area between the two yards.

6.) At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the morning say, "looks like they're on
the move again."

7.) When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn
and a dink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too.

8.)Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbours. Each day hack off a different part of
their body.

9.) Use your TV remote to change the channels on their TV from outside. If asked why,
say you protest such programs. (The more educational the program the better.)

10.) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches. Make
markers out of household applainces.

I once had a 1981 ford f150 4x4. The name of the truck was officially was Sampson but everyone called it clunk! it was awsome and it did a good burnout it had no dash and it had a 300 ci. 6 cylinder. (best engine ever made) it was green and it made me happy........yup .......I soled it

3 Comments:

Blogger Joe said...

Peter you remain extremely faithful to this here blog.
i commend you

8:46 PM

 
Blogger Pants since 1986 said...

you sell more vehicles than I do, percentage wise. I've sold one car and...destroyed, utterly, three others. Plus the one I'm working on now, which, I might add, has been on fire.

11:26 PM

 
Blogger Papa Scott said...

having trouble with your brain damaged nieghbor again?

12:02 PM

 

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