i is decouris

So, here is an odd one. It happened tonight (sat) my wife and I got told by some of our peers (both in age and in place in life) that Mandy and I had a “very proper household”!
PROPER!
These people know what I do for a carrier, they know what I do for fun, they even know some of our friends! The best word they could come up with to describe us was proper!! Why? You ask. Here it is. This is why they think we are proper… ahem…
#1 Mandy does not fart in front of me.
#2 I don’t brush my teeth in front of Mandy.
#3 I don’t fart under the covers and pull them up over the head of my wife! (for all you who are sure you will do that when your married, you wont, I don’t care what you say, you wont. Yes I do understand how bad you want to and how long you have planed to do it. Yes I do know you well enough. Yes I do know you think your different than everyone else….. your wrong. You wont. Nope…. Nope….. ummmmmm no!
#4 we don’t poop or tittle in front of each other
There you have it. Do this and you too can be the height of decorum.


Some people are strange