no to tomato
So I am sitting at the kitchen table righting this and eating life cereal. I am not someone who normally eats a breakfast (at least not at the common time) but I felt like doing so today. My boy is in front of me right now consuming a pear and some toast with jam! Raspberry. Which brings us to the topic of this blog. Some people eat weird stuff!! I don’t mean other cultures or perhaps traditional foods (I for example quite enjoy hagus) but rather, I mean food combinations that just plane don’t sound like they could taste good! How, for example do people find out that jam and perogies taste good together?
I have heard of a girl who eats penutbutter and cheese together! YUCK! A particularly odd friend of mine (turtle turtle) eats cereal and applejuce together. I have a theory about him. He is someone who is not easily swain by the norm. He would rather do something unique than go with the flow, although he does it quietly so as not to draw attention to himself. I think he looks at milk as a cultural norm and as such needs to find another way of consuming sustenance that will still keep him nourished but at the same time differentiating himself from all others! (Curly)How about chocolate cake and cheddar. This can not be good. These people must be damaged some how! How can you like tomatoes raw? That’s just plane nasty. Mayo on french-fries, cheese wiz, ginger, tomato juice, v8 juice, banana slerppies, differently flavored mustered, rushin dressing, Catalina dressing, chilly sauce on bread, tartar, apple sauce on porkchops, fake cherry flavored anything, thousand island dressing, fish that’s not battered, as well as a plethora of others. People, lets unite and make this world a more palatable world by banning these taste atrocities! Lets make this world a better place for everyone. We all know that this food is only food in the most scientific science of the words. This substance will keep you alive. Nothing more join with me in changing this world for a better place! Chant.” Say no to tomato!” “Say no to tomato!” “Say no to tomato!”
1 Comments:
and don't even get me started on peanut butter and bananas. That's just like a little taste of gross.
12:27 PM
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