so,.........yea!

I am a certified klepto. I admit it. I steel items. Actually not items, just item. AND, its all Lorraine fault! See, she gave me my first fix and it has not stopped since then. She gave them to me on Friday and I “used” for the first time later that night and I now have a garadge full. I find them down Calgary back alleys!! Beside dumpsters and old broken wine bottles What you ask am I addicted to????? What do I continually find? What sinister substance did Lorraine get me hooked on? Will detox and a 12 step program help???? The thing of my desire and the item of my sole robbing theft is none other than ……. PALITS! That’s right. The things under items making it possible for a forklift to pick them up and move them. But, see, here is the thing. They are made out of kinda ragidy crap wood so they burn real easy. No one wants old ones so they get tossed out all the time! The broken ones are good for nothing but burning and they are free! So I go and retrieve them in my pickup and cut them up with my circular saw and stack them. they stack real nice cuz they are all the same size, they burn easy cuz they are dry, they are wanted by no one (kinda like a Chevy) and are totally cheep or even free! (nothing like a Chevy) so there you have it. Plaits are the cause of my undoing. Nothing more sinister than that. Thanks Lorraine


just kidding I really dig Lorraine