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K everyone pay attention! If a cop car is driving down a road at high speed, with the lights and siren on, do not try to blast in front of it at a 90 degree angle and then almost broadside the car. No kidding. Ask Darrell. It was so close Darrell laid on the horns for about 5-6 seconds (he never does that) it almost was a very very sad and messy seen.
I saw a 56 Chevy wagon for $500.00 dollars just outside moose jaw. I don’t have $500.00 but if I did that car would be mine! Scotty, go buy it for me.
Today I was working for a guy who is a billionaire! No kidding this dude has a billion dollars. He has 2 airplane bunkers to house ONE motor home. One is in Calgary and one is in Texas. Now this is not just any motor home. This one was $750,000 it came with a FREE hummer 2! Now everyone is welcome to look down there noses at him for being rich but I want a free hummer! No bad joke necessary I already snickered)
I hate Chevy. I drive one all the time for work and it sucks. There I said it. Now everyone knows.
I want to get some new shorts but can’t find the right ones. Here is my criteria, under $30.00 (non negotiable) I want them to be just like jeans but shorter. No goofy “vegetarian” pockets no different material no nothing. Just jeans short. I can’t find them. They are nowhere. They have vanished. Now here is the problem (girls cover your eyes) all my shorts and pants (not including suit pants) have holes in the crotch. I don’t know why they all wear out there. But they do! Ever since I was a kid. How weird is that!
Does anyone know how to add a function to the quick launch function?