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Saturday, October 29, 2005

mmmmm pizza

A new Restaurant opens in calgary. On the window a sign says 'We have all food and we mean it. If you can name something we don't have,you win 1 million dollars!' A man walks by,reads the sign and says ' I'll try this' so he goes in and says, 'can I have caterpillar legs on rye bread?' They say coming right up. The next day he goes in determined and says 'Can I have worms in my spaghetti?' They say 'coming right up!' So he tries and tries about 9 more times. Still no one has won the money. The 10th time he walks in and says,' Can I have elephant ears on white bread?' they say.....'of course! theres no stopping you is there....coming right up!' About 10 minutes later the waiter comes with the money. The man said 'I thought you had it!?!' The waiter said 'we had the elephant ears, but we ran out of white bread!'

1 Comments:

Blogger Pants since 1986 said...

He should have ordered brown bread anyway. The white stuff will kill you.

12:25 AM

 

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