much splashing

i went to bed at midnight because i couldn't stay awake any longer. i had been hoping that the condense of my stomach would move in some direction. it is an odd mental space to be in, actually wanting to barf. i would have been ecstatic to have explosive diarrhea, but by midnight i was sure that puking would have been sweet relief. for some reason my body had decided to reject the very notion of digestion. it would seem that everything i had put in my body remained. now this was mostly water but not all! i know this because at 3am i spread it all over the entire upstairs floor from my bedroom to the bathroom! i didn't know a stomach could hold that much. my awesome wife cleaned it all up as i stood in the shower with my undies on (i ain't the brightest dude right after i wake up!) then i went to bed feeling much better! today it has been lazy and easy. no more barfing but i am working some stuff out of my system with alarming speed and regularity.

also, the durango is a wright off! TIME FOR A NEW CAR!!!


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