its still a civic dude

YOU MIGHT BE A RICE BOY IF ...
... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R' ... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking patootie on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

would you like another

another cavilere story anyone? How does a $3600.00 for a new heads, all the valves, and some exaust parts sound. IT IS A 2003! these cars suck. also, i like Tim hortins coffee

did you say 50?

i am sick. sick sucks. I had to called a man to tell him that he had $1500.00 damage to his 90 cavilere. When I sudgested he might just go buy another car instead of fixing this one,(worth $500.00 max) He asked if i would buy another Cavilere if I was him! ummmm, No. Then I called another guy and toled him that (pay atention Scott) if he givs me the go ahead to fix the altornator on his vw. i will charge him 50 hrs labout at $96 an hr to take it apart. He still hasent bought anything and it will take another 50 to put it back together! An altornator! They come off my truck in about 5 minuts! Dang! you gotta want that car bad. Any guesses if Scotty will buy one? Anyone? Scotty?