i have been trying to put my backyard back together after a building project. it is full of bits and peaces, but i have also been cleaning up years of other peoples garbage. here is the picture. rake, rake, rake, pick up and bag. rake rake rake, pick up and bag. rake rake ................. "HEY, here is the ground!" i have taken 4 trailer loads to the dump and we haven't Evin scratched the surface. we have big trash here people.
every one come here and pick up trash.
remember, i helped you move.
(Chris, quit moving)
(Jeff quit moving other people, and roping me in cuz i have a truck, and then going to work and making me do all the work)

dumb

this morning i grabbed a pipe that i knew was red hot and guess what? IT WAS HOT!

tired

2 things, #1 i know guys humour and Girls humor are different. I know that guys are more base and kinda child like, but COME ON! when a 24 year old girl (mother of 3) calls and exclaims that i don't need to come over anymore because she "has gas!" that's just plain funny!
#2 when a person stays up to 2:30 am and then gets up at 7:30 am, that person needs coffee!

also, Rob needs MSN but will never know this because he wont read this.

HOW TO START A FIGHT
There I was on my way to work ... getting into a fight was the farthest
thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great
mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car ...
(and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get
funny)?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

. . . and that's when the fight started . . .

then i saw Darrell in a picture at the wedding! he was in the background but had his sask riders hat on. then i saw his old car in calgary. it had only 3 hubcaps.

Sniff!

butterfly effect in practice!

i was up at 7 and loaded my trailer to go to the dump, i got to the dump at 9:30. there is a sign that says, open at 10! grumble grumble i will wait but it is going to be tight. at 10:15 the guy who runs the dump shows up for the 10 am opening. dang, i gotta move quick. unload and pay, then floor it all the way back to the house. run inside panting and wheezing and see that my wonderful wife has packed for me! Love you Mandy! grab my suitcase, kiss my wife and son and jump in my mustang just a little late. run the car much faster than what the government has decided to be the maximum speed, all the while watching the clock and becoming more and more worried. squeal into the long term parking and drive and drive and drive... where is the honkin entrance? i find the only entrance looking thing and there is a pylon blocking the entrance. grrr. so now i am late, not even kidding! late. so i dump the clutch and scream out to the street, spin around and come flying back into the long term parking lot ever more determined not to miss the entrance. drive in and, exit, exit exit exit, exit, and ENTRANCE!!! with a pylon blocking it! stomp on the brakes and role down the window and beller to the lady sitting at the booth "where do i go to park?" "well, we are full so you need to drive to the street and turn around then go to the short ter............................................ tire smoke! not Evin kidding, dropped the clutch at about 4000 rpm and just let them smoke. do a hard donut and come into the short term parking lot at about 75kph. skid to a stop grab my suitcase and run flat out into the airport, check in and run up the the gate threw security, as i am at full gallop, i hear "last boarding call for flight 904! dang, i am so late and getting winded! man! i am the last person down the gate and the door shuts behind me.


Safe!

it cost $75.00 to not drive my car for 3 days.

i rip sterios apart for fun!

Got an old cd player from a garage sale for free cuz no one wanted to pay for it and the home owners didn’t want to keep it any longer. It is an old supertuner 2 from pioneer that was replaced by the supertuner 3 in the mid 90s
I hooked it up to a 12 volt power source,
The stereo was dead. So I took it apart and found an old Korn cd in it
As in the original korn cd from 1994! It is in perfect condition.

Cool! Free music! Take that itunes