I am a youth pastor and a car guy I love God and my wife and 2 rad sons.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

why do people feel the need to destroy something beauitiful??
i want one anyway.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Thu Jan 21, 1:02 PM

LONDON (Reuters) - International hotel chain Holiday Inn is offering a trial human bed-warming service at three hotels in Britain this month.
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If requested, a willing staff-member at two of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets.

"The new Holiday Inn bed warmers service is a bit like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed," Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall said in an emailed statement to Reuters.

The bed-warmer is equipped with a thermometer to measure the bed's required temperature of 20 degrees Celsius (68 Fahrenheit).

Holiday Inn said the warmer would be fully dressed and leave the bed before the guest occupied it. They could not confirm if the warmer would shower first, but said hair would be covered.

Florence Eavis, Holiday Inn spokeswoman told Reuters that the "innovative" bed-warming method was a response to Britain's recent cold weather and marked the launch of 3,200 new Holiday Inns worldwide.

She could not explain why the beds were not being warmed by hot water bottles or electric-blankets, but admitted the human method was quirky.

Holiday Inn are promoting the service with the help of sleep-expert Chris Idzikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Center, who said the idea could help people sleep.

"There's plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop," he said. "A warm bed - approximately 20 to 24 Celsius - is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep."

Sunday, January 17, 2010

my wifes love language

meatloaf! that's it. now i do make the best meatloaf. Scotties doesn't even come close. i actually order it at restraints because i want to be judgmental (i am a christian after all) and there is no denying it. mine is far better. dot even tell me about all the great meatloaf you make. with that secret ingredient. it is always the same ingredient. it is ether onion soup base, or it is barbecue sauce with Dijon mustard. to both of those i flick a booger. it isn't secret if it is printed on the back of a mix box.
mine is the best because it has 3 major differences than yours. i will only give you one fur-sure ingredient and then a hint. the fur-sure ...... 3 eggs for every 2 pounds of meat. cant be made in one pound quantities. as for the hint reg. the other 2 ingredients ...... cant be bought in a regular grocery store, you probably don't have them in your house, and they make my meatloaf better than yours! so there!

Mandy knows it and loves me because of it.

now everyone come over for supper.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

this is fun

DEFINITION OF ACCELERATION

One top fuel dragster 500 cubic inch Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows of stock cars at the Daytona 500.

It takes just 15/100ths of a second for all 6,000+ horsepower of an NHRA Top Fuel dragster engine to reach the rear wheels.

Under full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 1-1/2 gallons of nitro methane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the same rate with 25% less energy being produced.

A stock Dodge Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to drive the dragster's supercharger. With 3,000 CFM of air being rammed in by the supercharger on
overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form before ignition.

Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic lock at full throttle. At the stoichiometric (stoichiometry: methodology and technology by which quantities of reactants and products in chemical reactions are determined) 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture of nitro methane, the flame front temperature measures 7,050 deg F.

Nitro methane burns yellow... The spectacular white flame seen above the stacks at night is raw burning hydrogen, dissociated from atmospheric water vapor by the searing exhaust gases. Dual magnetos supply 44 amps to each spark plug. This is the output of an arc welder in each cylinder.

Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a pass. After halfway, the engine is dieseling from compression, plus the glow of exhaust valves at 1,400 deg F. The engine can only be shut down by cutting the fuel flow.
If spark momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro
builds up in the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force to blow cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in half.

In order to exceed 300 mph in 4. 5 seconds, dragsters must accelerate an average of over 4G's. In order to reach 200 mph (well before half-track), the launch acceleration approaches 8G's.

Dragsters reach over 300 miles per hour before you have completed reading this sentence. Top fuel engines turn approximately 540 revolutions from light to light! Including the burnout, the engine must only survive 900
revolutions under load.

The redline is actually quite high at 9,500 rpm. Assuming all the equipment is paid off, the crew worked for
free, and for once NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an estimate $1,000.00 per second.

The current top fuel dragster elapsed time record is 4.428 seconds for the quarter mile (11/12/06, Tony Schumacher, at Pomona , CA ). The top speed record is 336.15 mph as measured over the last 66' of the run (05/25/05 Tony Schumacher, at Hebron , OH ).

Putting all of this into perspective: You are driving the average $140,000 Lingenfelter 'twin-turbo' powered Corvette Z06. Over a mile up the road, a top fuel dragster is staged and ready to launch down a quarter mile strip as you pass. You have the advantage of a flying start. You run the 'Vette hard up through the gears and blast across the starting line and pass the dragster at an honest 200 mph. The 'tree' goes green for both of you at that moment.

The dragster launches and starts after you. You keep your foot down hard, but you hear an incredibly brutal whine that sears your eardrums and within 3 seconds, the dragster catches and passes you. He beats you to the finish line, a quarter mile away from where you just passed him.

Think about it, from a standing start, the dragster had spotted you 200 mph and not only caught, but nearly blasted you off the road when he passed you within a mere 1,320 foot long race course.

...... now that is ACCELERATION!

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

this is how you break it down.

i learned that if you put on the passenger side header first, then you cut your hand removing the header so you can put the drivers side on first!
I learned that when you tilt the engine with a floor jack to fit the drivers side header, with the car up on ramps, you end up using an engine hoist after the engine falls off the floor jack almost catching your fingers between the mount and the perch.
I learned that header bolts, when dropped, bounce off heads and vanish!
i learned that you can dump a motorcycle onto your wife's car and break off a mirror just because you want to get a socket on the far side of the bike but you don't want to walk around it, so instead you lean over top of it and tip it (and you) right over!

I learned that there is a limit to how much of my own stupidity i can dish out before i disgust myself and head inside to bed!

go watch!

Saturday, January 02, 2010

well, Christmas was great and we avoided all storms and had some turkey! got me some star trek (thanks Rob and Char, also Mandy) came home and did this