i could hear the balloon pop

Went out and picked up the tires for the maverick today. Then I drove over to a restaurant and had lunch with a guy today. I owed him a lunch for setting up my wireless router and was looking forward to the experience of sharing a meal with him. We were there and met out waitress. She was pleasant looking and had a kindly manner to her. She looked at my buddy and exclaimed that her daughter was as tall as a four year old and she was only two!! She was obviously proud of that and we were amused for her. After she left I asked my lunch companion who the girl was and how he knew here. My friend told me a story of a foster brother he had, and this brother is the father of the 2 year old girl. We then joked about a 10 foot tall teenage girl and other silly things, forgot the conversation and moved on to other topics. After lunch I had to jet off to a doctor’s appointment where I was sitting in a room with several VERY young soon to be moms. I then heard about one of my friends who had gone into labour earlier in the day. (She is married)(Calm down) so all in all this has been a very baby day.


I met with a mom today that was very concerned that I was pushing teens into sexual knowledge by letting girls who show cleavage come to youth group. I ended the conversation by telling her that she is right, this youth group might not be safe for her boys. But then nether is the school or church. Then we looked at some of the sexual imagery available right out the church windows. (Radio station bill board) We prayed for her sons and that she would have wisdom.



She left in tears.

cut its funny when people snot

I was at the pub the other day when suddenly I needed to fart.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I was feeling better.

But when I finished my pint, I noticed everyone was staring at me.

Then I remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

cuz its funny when people fall

An Old Ukrainian woman is riding an elevator in a very lavish Vancouver City Building when two young and beautiful women get on, smelling of expensive perfume. The little old Ukrainian woman says, "my, what nice aromas"!

One young woman turns to the old Ukrainian woman and says ARROGANTLY, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"


The other young and beautiful woman also ARROGANTLY turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"


The little Ukrainian woman is feeling insulted by the remarks made to her….3 floors later, the old Ukrainian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.


Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye…bends over, farts, and says............ " Cabbage... 49 cents a pound."

Mandy tells me Achilles is a boy

And Mandy gets what she wants!

And her name shall forever be ....... Achilles!

took Achilles (the Mavericks name) to the body shop today, then took the wheels in to get tires! then had a snooze and cut the lawn.

Mandys brand new wheels (drove 2 hrs in a storm to get them)

rubberducks and toenail clippings

Mandy bought a car! i dragged it home, got an engine, it is at the engine builder, bought wheels, (pick up tomorrow) got a body shop to do what needs to be done, put on a new steering wheel, got some new seats, found someone to recover them, rebuilt the rad (cuz i pit a ratchet threw it and made it leak)reinstalled the rad, built a battery plate, Mandy picked a new colour, (dark green) installed a mirror on the passenger door, sent my son to kindergarten! what did you do?